[Good morning, New Bark Town. Have a pink-haired girl sitting on a bench somewhere and staring into the screen, narrowing her eyes as if there's a speck of dirt on her PokéGear that wouldn't come off.]

There we go! That was easy, wasn't it, Light? [She turns to someone - or something - sitting at her left. The view shifts as well, showing a Budew peering inquisitively into the PokéGear, almost sniffing it.]

Budew!

[Now the girl gets down to business to defeat the Huns]

Okay, so if anyone can hear me, what kind of game is this? There's this weird woman who called herself my mom, but she's not my mom. For one thing, she doesn't know I have a brother. What kind of mom wouldn't know that?

... [Wait.]

Speaking of my brother, has anyone seen him? He has short gray hair and is blind, but he can get around just fine. 

And...is there a band or a hidden stereo here or something?