leaf 001 | [video; 'sup guys]
May. 24th, 2011 12:55 pm [Good morning, New Bark Town. Have a pink-haired girl sitting on a bench somewhere and staring into the screen, narrowing her eyes as if there's a speck of dirt on her PokéGear that wouldn't come off.]
There we go! That was easy, wasn't it, Light? [She turns to someone - or something - sitting at her left. The view shifts as well, showing a Budew peering inquisitively into the PokéGear, almost sniffing it.]
Budew!
[Now the girl gets down to businessto defeat the Huns]
Okay, so if anyone can hear me, what kind of game is this? There's this weird woman who called herself my mom, but she's not my mom. For one thing, she doesn't know I have a brother. What kind of mom wouldn't know that?
... [Wait.]
Speaking of my brother, has anyone seen him? He has short gray hair and is blind, but he can get around just fine.
And...is there a band or a hidden stereo here or something?
There we go! That was easy, wasn't it, Light? [She turns to someone - or something - sitting at her left. The view shifts as well, showing a Budew peering inquisitively into the PokéGear, almost sniffing it.]
Budew!
[Now the girl gets down to business
Okay, so if anyone can hear me, what kind of game is this? There's this weird woman who called herself my mom, but she's not my mom. For one thing, she doesn't know I have a brother. What kind of mom wouldn't know that?
... [Wait.]
Speaking of my brother, has anyone seen him? He has short gray hair and is blind, but he can get around just fine.
And...is there a band or a hidden stereo here or something?
voice; STILL SANER THAN YOU
Date: 2011-05-25 11:55 am (UTC)voice; But SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
Date: 2011-05-25 01:44 pm (UTC)voice; I HATE YOU
Date: 2011-05-25 04:58 pm (UTC)voice; YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER NOT CRY
Date: 2011-05-26 04:31 am (UTC)Alternate...alternate worlds?
voice; HAAAAAAATE
Date: 2011-05-26 07:46 pm (UTC)voice; YOU BETTER NOT POUT
Date: 2011-05-27 03:56 am (UTC)...
No, wait...
voice; /LEAVES
Date: 2011-05-28 11:44 am (UTC)Ask Junpei. Or your brother. Or anyone, honestly. I doubt any of 'em will say that we're behind this.
voice; /CHASES AFTER
Date: 2011-05-29 03:37 am (UTC)voice; .... WHY.
Date: 2011-05-29 04:38 am (UTC)voice;
Date: 2011-05-29 05:44 am (UTC)voice;
Date: 2011-05-30 03:21 am (UTC)voice; BECAUSE YOU ARE CHASE-ABLE
Date: 2011-05-30 07:31 am (UTC)voice; ... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
Date: 2011-05-31 01:42 am (UTC)voice; IDK BUT WE'LL FIND OUT.
Date: 2011-05-31 11:58 am (UTC)voice; I'LL PASS. CHASE JUNPEI INSTEAD.
Date: 2011-05-31 04:55 pm (UTC)voice; THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO RIDE IN MY BIKE BASKET.
Date: 2011-06-01 06:50 am (UTC)voice; ,,, WHAT. HELL NO.
Date: 2011-06-02 04:18 am (UTC)voice; IT'LL BE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE.
Date: 2011-06-02 07:01 am (UTC)voice; PASSING ON THAT.
Date: 2011-06-03 11:25 pm (UTC)[His sister does not need this, okay. :T]
voice; PASSING ON THAT.
Date: 2011-06-04 03:40 am (UTC)I won't do that, I promise. [And more softly...] Sorry.
voice;
Date: 2011-06-04 06:23 pm (UTC)[Because really, he should be the one apologizing, but...]
voice; You're missing out half your li-ife~
Date: 2011-06-05 11:19 am (UTC)But if you try anything funny... [She's definitely a looooot less suspicious now, though. Her voice is less accusing, but it does carry a warning.]
voice; No, I'm pretty sure I could go without that, thanks.
Date: 2011-06-05 03:15 pm (UTC)Hey, I kind of enjoy not being a criminal on the run, you know?
voice; Are you sure.
Date: 2011-06-06 03:56 pm (UTC)Then you should try it more often.
voice; Entiiiiirely.
Date: 2011-06-06 04:53 pm (UTC)Uh-huh. I'll keep that in mind next time and just let my sister die instead.
voice; But do you mind if I drag your sis off to go shopping
From:voice; ... Welp. Her choice...
From:voice; I PROMISE NO AXES
From:voice; YEAH THERE BETTER NOT BE
From:voice; NO AXES. WELL IF SHE HAD ONE IT WOULD'VE BEEN CONFISCATED
From:voice; GOOD THING TOO
From:voice; /MAKES ONE?
From:voice; ....
From:voice; /CHOPS...A TREE
From:voice; ... NO WORDS
From:voice; I NEED FIREWOOD OKAY
From:voice; WHY???
From:voice; TO COOK AND STUFF.
From:voice; UH...
From:voice; WHAT IS WRONG WITH COOKING
From:voice; ... NOTHING.
From:voice; SEE?
From:voice; ... STILL.
From:voice; AND WARMTH. SOMETHING YOUR HEART NEEDS
From:voice; OH SHUT UP
From:voice; OPEN YOUR HEEEEAAAART
From:voice; /LEAVES
From:voice; AT LEAST OPEN YOUR HEART WHILE YOU GO
From:voice; SORRY, NO CAN DO.
From:voice; IT'S EASY?
From:voice; /DOES NOT COMPREHEND SORRY
From:voice; TRY TO COMPREHEND IT
From:voice; THIS IS WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE
From:voice; IT'S ALL PART OF THE PROCESS
From:voice; CAN'T I JUST BE A JERK INSTEAD
From:voice; NO.
From:voice; WHY NOT
From:voice; IT'S NOT FUN.
From:voice; BUT IT WORKS
From:voice; BUT YOU CAN TRY SOMETHING NEW?
From:voice; HOW ABOUT NO
From:voice; PLEASE?
From:voice; STILL NO
From:voice; PRETTY PLEASE?
From:voice; LIKE THAT'S GOING TO WORK
From:voice; WITH SUGAR ON TOP?
From:voice; HAHAHA NO
From:voice; ALL THE ICE CREAM?
From:voice; WHAT KIND OF BRIBE IS THAT
From:voice; BUT IT'S ICE CREAM
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